I went to see Eat Pray Love with my pseudo-sister Kelly to celebrate her birthday; the one approaching that she doesn’t want to talk about but I’m so excited to celebrate when December comes around! Kelly had read the book. I have never had an interest in reading the book and quite honestly have never even picked up the book to read what it was about. Well, it has been well talked about in the media, so really, I never needed to open it anyway to know what the end epiphany would be. The concept has always reminded me of the movie Shirley Valentine from years ago. She had an epiphany too but her’s was shorter, more like screw you husband I’m going anyway. It was blunt and not fluffy. I enjoy blunt and not fluffy. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy the movie as it was nice to be at a movie that wasn’t a kids movie and a chick flick with a great chick!
So, during the eat part I followed suit and ate my popcorn quietly. The woman beside Kelly was NOT eating her popcorn quietly but chewing quite like a cow. She had that fixated look on her face while her hand was on auto-pilot to the popcorn bag and in her mouth, her mouth never closing. Kelly was unimpressed. I was marvelling at the fact I was eating popcorn and really wishing it was the spaghetti that was on the screen because damn it looked sooo good! Nothing ever prepares you for a close up of Julia Roberts crying – not that she was crying and eating because I don’t recall she did that but it just needed to be said. So while Julia ate her way through Italy without getting laid once (WTF?) I was craving spaghetti and pizza.
She moved on from Italy to India where it confirmed my thoughts I never wanted to go there – sorry Bill! The paper lanterns and beautiful saris were amazing. While in India, I giggled every time she had to meditate as I understand the inability to block out life and truly find the calm. Also during India, because it was the pray part of the movie and I had finished eating my popcorn, I started praying. The loud chewing woman beside Kelly was still chewing loudly. Kelly asked if it would horrify me if she asked her to stop chewing so loud. This is where my praying began. I was praying the woman would NOT chew so loud so Kelly wouldn’t ask her to stop chewing so loud because I would be horrified. It got close to getting verbal and I suggested to Kelly she move to the other side of me. She did and then I started praying harder because the chewing was really loud and annoying and Kelly’s new seat had a talking chair kicker behind her. Thank God we moved on to Bali because I was getting a headache from praying so hard.
In Bali I marvelled at the hippy-like clothes which scream comfort and everyone having fun dancing. It made me miss my dancing girlfriends and reminded me I needed to get out dancing soon. Loud popcorn chewer had turned into a crier and I couldn’t quite understand why she was crying and the chair kicker was asked to not kick the chair, in a nice way, and turned to talking loudly and gasping and things that most people know are “movie magic tricks”. A few giggles and funny smirks were passed between Kelly and I especially the moment she sighed from boredom and I thought she turned into crier girl. Ahhh nothing like laughter between friends while others were captivated trying to figure out their epiphanies.
My epiphany wasn’t an epiphany at all more so a confirmation that I didn’t get the movie as it seemed the balance everyone searches for really doesn’t exist and I am not one bit romantic. I spent many years balancing on a beam that was 4 inches wide and hurt when you landed wrong. Perhaps, spending those years balancing you find the quiet within as you are concentrating because you don’t want to fall. In life, we are forever not wanting to fall. I find standards are set way above normal and everyone is competing against something to no avail. No one wins in this. I never try to find balance I simply live and try to be the happiest I can. We all know what pisses us off, most just never say it. I tend to say it and mean it and although it isn’t understood at times, by saying whatever it may be, it gets it off my chest. Too many people never say how they feel and wished they had. I often wished I’d stopped speaking long before I do as I tend to say too much or something came out the wrong way – I’ll just chalk that up to the Sagittarius in me. The end result, a fantastic closing song by Eddie Vedder that everyone should buy!
































